Dear MTV,
I have to admit I am not biggest fan of the Jersey Shore even though I love the show. None of my T-shirt professes a fist pump logo. I will probably never GTL and I am only a quarter Italian. Still, this is what I would like to see on the Jersey Shore season two.
I think it would good to start off the show with good ole Pregnancy scare. Sammy Sweatheart thinks she’s pregnant. They have to get a test, may be a few. The house is worried. The show writes itself.
For the second episode, the whole cast is invited to WASPY country club affair. All of them have to dress up in proper clothes but they find a way to Guido it up.
There should be an effort to reform them. So they should have some battles with the Italian-American organizations that rebuff them. For a little more drama, include an old Italian priest comes to talk to them. They have to respect him as he hits them with his old world ideas.
They should also have baby sit small children who really get on their nerves. In the end, the kids should be little guidos.
Another episode could center on the entire Jersey shore being out of hair gel. What will they do?
As a final episode, it would be cool to have the season end with a big brawl with Irish stereotypes.
As an after thought, either Mike or Snookie should go on the ‘Apprentice’ and Paula D should go on DWTS.
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